Cows

The following, is a true story. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent….

Ken and John were out riding 4-wheelers on their friend’s farm. They loved riding 4-wheelers. It was an experience that they had not enjoyed before. Their friend had a farm that was close to 300 acres. The acreage comprised of large open fields, rolling hills, creeks, and wooded areas that was full of all kinds of wild life. They saw deer, turkey, all kinds of birds, as well as livestock. It was a wonderful, quiet place, where one could clear ones mind.

On this farm, their friend had about 50 head of cattle that he raised for beef. During Ken and John’s ATV ride, they came across the cattle, and Ken was quite surprised as he had never been that close to cows before. At one point in their exploration they noticed one of the herd was standing right in the middle of the trail they were driving on.

“Wow, look at the size of that cow,” Ken said. “I didn’t know cows got that big!”

“That’s not a cow, Ken. It’s a bull,” John responded.

“A bull?! But it doesn’t have any horns…” Ken said, somewhat questioning.

“Not all bulls have horns. Besides, you don’t look at the horns to tell if it is bull.”

“How do you know it is a bull? What do you look at?”

“The massive #*#* he has!”